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----HERE'S THE STORY:
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You use adwords. You were google-slapped.

It hurt. You tried to get back into business.
Didn’t happen.

And you left the game. Or took a heavy loss while
still trying to make it work.

...........

If that's you - I've got the EXACT solution for you.

And if you've never been google-slapped YET.. (and haven't secured yourself)
chances are you're on the hit list.

Simply because google is the 500 pound gorilla who doesn't give a rat's
ass about your business.

I still remember that morning clearly.

Woke up at 10:30 thinking how good the day would be. Made myself a chicken
mayonnaise sandwich. Grabbed a red bull & went downstairs singing "Smack That"..
(jerking my arm like a wannabe rapper)

Life was good.

Until I turned on the pc & logged into adwords.
My life went from happy to horrible in a split second.

Google pounded all 3 of my campaigns heavily. Every one of my keywords
were inactive. And they were staring at me coldly with $10 minimum bids.

At first I couldn't believe my eyes.
Logged out. Logged in again.

But couldn't escape the reality. I can't tell you how damn ugly it felt.
Heck I couldn't chew down the bite. Was almost chocked.

So I did what any sane man would do. I smashed my keyword
with a big thud & called up google.

You won't believe what they told me..


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----GOD HELP LARRY PAGE!
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First that ever-so-friendly google rep tried to make it seem
a little not-unusual problem.

Here my world was falling apart seeing my business collapse
and he was saying it's a 'little' problem?

I bit**-slapped him hard. Specially since I had followed every
instruction on their help site - just to be on the safe side.

And then you know what? He blamed all of it on the COMPUTER.

Saying it's all automated and the computer algorithms decide who's next.
And they can't do anything about it personally.
(Seemed like google slaps accounts whenever they have a brain fart.)

I was like "what the #$%@ are you talking' about?"

Have we already reached the year 2099 where computers rule the
world & we sit on our bums seeing our fate unfold?

You could've seen my fists closed so hard I would've
blown a hole through my monitor's screen.

That day I sweared I’ll figure this out. Even if it meant dragging
out Larry Page out of googleplex & hanging him by his nuts in
the middle of the ground.

And slapping his naked butt with my old leather gloves until he
screams & shouts & tells me how to get my business back.
(ugh! such a gross picture)

But seriously - it became my obsession. I worked at the shoe
store in the day and worked all night long at my pc.
Sometimes going 8-9 hours straight.

My sole purpose in life was to tear google apart
until I get the answer to..

"How to cure google slap?"


And you know what? I got it!


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----THE HOLY GRAIL OF GOOGLE SLAP
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After going down to the deep, dark depths of google,
I finally cracked the mystery that darkened my life.

(Luckily - for Larry- I didn't have to torture him)

Funny thing is - even all the adwords experts didn't have a clue.
Most of them had an OPINION of what SHOULD work
(& that annoys the beejeezus out of me).


I found no FORMULA that works EVERY time. So I had to go out
and discover the holy grail of google slap myself.
And I did.

What I found PREVENTS & CURES google slap every single time!
(more on this in a minute)

And I say PREVENT.. because if you're an adwords player - I
tell you.. you're standing on the edge of a cliff.

A loose gush of wind can send you crashing on the cold hard
stones below. UNLESS you secure yourself from google's wrath.

Since the day I've unlocked the code - I've got the FREEDOM
to try out new niches without the fear of being whacked.

I sleep peacefully knowing my campaigns will still be
running profitably when I wake up.

Plus I've made MORE PROFITS ever since I worked this out
because I get the lowest possible minimum-bids!

Just last week I put up a campaign hastily & google gave me
$0.20 minimum bids.

I didn't like it but accepted anyways. 3 days later I did the
'magic spell' (didn't you know I have supernatural power?)
& had the bids down to $0.09.

(I cover everything I did in the '7 steps to
nirvana. Read on to find out more about it)


My profits doubled INSTANTLY.

Now tell me - do you want to be in my shoes?
(they're a bit big but you can try)

Enough of the stories..



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----LET THE FIREWORKS BEGIN!
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There is basically ONE secret I learned from tons of
experiments. If you use it - you'll Never have google
slap you. As simple as that.

And I call it a 'secret' loosely.

Because it isn't like I dug up centuries old egyptians tombs
and found a slate which when translated from hebrew to
english revealed the mysterious secret.

You could have figured it out yourself. But since you
didn't, here we are.

Amazingly google has been DENYING it all along. So people
think the concept is bogus!

But the bottom line is - it works. And that's what you & I both want.

……

That weird concept is the core of my special report:

"Proven Tactics To Avoid & Cure Google Slap"

And mind you.. it's not some lame hogwash theory I
cooked up with my evil mind.

Infact (& it feels embarrassing to confess but)
all my theories failed when I tested them.

My intelligence was insulted so many times - I felt numb.
And humble.

Frankly this secret comes from a late night/early morning
experiment that I did purely out of frustration.

I felt it wouldn't work anyway - but i dare not
leave it without testing. So I tested &.. it worked.

But no big deal. Because many tricks worked the first time but not
every time. So I tested it again & again & again & again
- over the period of 5 weeks.

And it worked like clockwork every single time.

Until it struck to me that it can't be coincidence so many times.
With some new-found hope - I used it with one of my projects.

And it worked flawlessly! Dug up the other 2 niches
that were google-slapped. Applied the band-aid.

Just as I expected - they started working as smoothly
as a hot knife going through butter.

*That's* when I realized 'I DID IT!'

I got the solution I was dieing for.
And now you can get it from me.




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----WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET:
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Getting out of a google-slap hole can be
like trying to plow through frozen soil.

But I’ve got an easy solution..

The core of my special report is the ONE secret I reveal
on page 4 in the topic titled "Adwords Mystery Solved".


Then I explain the 7 simple & easy steps (in specific details
with examples)
that'll secure you from google slaps.

These are the *exact same steps* I did to get counter google
slap & get my business back.
Simply put - it's a
paint-by-the-numbers plan.

You'll get nuclear-bomb proof from any attacks from google.

Infact - Google will fall in love with you head over heels.
(the fact that they'll keep sending you cheap traffic is enough proof)

Plus it'll give you an EDGE over all the others who quit
adwords after being slapped in the face publicly by google.

You'll swoosh past them towards the top.

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Next I untie the knot that's known as the "Landing page puzzle".

Pick up a stone and an adwords expert will sprout out
from underneath. And they'll tell you:

"Google hates optin pages as the landing page. You can't
use them with adwords anymore. They're dead."


Flash news: Optin pages & salesletters are alive and kicking
- and google loves them!
Someone tell those fake adword-gurus
to stop bullshitting us. (pardon my french)

Tell you what.. I use optin pages as the landing
page & google LOVES them.

Yes generally google does hate such a page - but they love mine.
And they prove it by sending me cheap traffic 24/7.

I'll show you ONE simple trick to make your optin page kickass
& ready to be used with adwords.
The rest will be taken care by
after-effects of the '7 steps' we'll do.

You can then confidently use it as the landing page and keep
getting cheap google traffic.


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"911 SOLUTION"

Next up is the one little trick to CURE google slap instantly.
I titled it "911 solution" - because it's an emergency solution.

It takes less than 30 minutes to apply. Within just 30
minutes your campaigns are alive and you're back in business!

What more can you ask for?!

But I tell you - it's a really silly solution. But since you
didn't think of it yourself - I call the shots here :-)

And yeah it's a bit controversial too. Because google
ain't going to love it.

But did they care how much it'd hurt me when they poked
my eye with a katana blade??

Nope. Since they didn't give a shyt - I don’t either.

Though I still do all the seductive stuff in the 7 steps
so they love me like children love candy bars.

Warning: If you aren't comfortable with controversial stuff -
don't buy this special report.

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Finally I ask you that "oh-you-didn't-just-say-that" question:

"Are you still a virgin?"

Sorry.. Can't say much about this here.
Otherwise the mods would censor it. (just kidding btw)

For many people - it'd be a jaw-dropping & eye-popping section.
(I swear I haven't included any pictures of Carmen Electra)

But it's damn serious stuff that'll help you make more bucks.

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So there.

No long explanations needed.
If you want to prevent or cure yourself from the google slap -
I've got the exact solution you're looking for.


And just to let you know - there's no long-winded stuff.
The core report is about 15 pages only.

If you want never-ending non-tested complicated theories -
go get the transcripts of that adword guru's teleseminar series
that run into 120+ pages.

Where at the end of it those genius folks dispersed by saying
"I think we should test more".

Duh!



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----WHERE'RE THE BONUSES?
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Tell you what - this is for SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY.

If you're still looking for bonuses - this isn't for you.
Just close the page. And imagine we never talked. Ba bye.

Ok. Good that I got rid of the losers who can't see any value
until you pile up $30 million of garbage bonuses.

For the smart ones still reading - I won't add any bonus here.
You're already getting a solution that outweighs the price by a 100 times.

BUT - I will give you something FAR more valuable than
a bunch of bonuses.

I don't want to leave you out in the cold after you've bought
my package. That's why I'm throwing in 30 minutes
of personal access to me.


You can contact me by phone/skype/chat/email however you like.

If you don't understand any step - just let me know and I'll make
a video just for you, where you'll watch me do it on my pc.

(Ever got that kind of support?)

I can't just toss over the solution to you and ride away
in the sunset cowboy style. I've got your back.

PLUS, anytime you feel you're stuck in the adwords game and need a
hand – just give me a shout & I'll guide you within minutes.


And you know from your experience there are many moments when
you feel you're drowning in quicksand. Nothing you do works.
That's when you need help the most.

You can count on me then.




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----AN IRRESISTABLE OFFER:
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Get my solution & you'll NEVER be google-slapped - GUARANTEED.
(and if you're already been 'slapped' - you'll get back your campaigns instantly)

Or I'll give you $100 out of my own pocket.


That's how confident I am this thing works.

Obviously you've to show me proof that you actually did
the 7 simple & easy steps to get the extra $100.

But I'm also giving you the straight 100% money back guarantee.
You can still get an instant & full refund for any reason.

Ofcourse it's out of my mind's capacity to understand why
anyone'd want one - but rest assured, you're totally risk-free.

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In short - if you have ever been google-slapped before
the 3 over-the-top benefits you're going to get are:

-- 1- You'll get all of your inactive keywords back. Meaning you're
--back in business

--(and if you've never been hit - you'll have the security
--of knowing you'll never be google slapped. No more fears)


-- 2- You can use an optin page or salesletter as a landing page
--and google will love it.

-- 3- You'll ALWAYS get the lowest bids (that means
--getting dirt cheap traffic which will make you more profits)

Bottom line is - You'll make more cashola & KEEP making it.

If you don't care enough about the above 3 outrageous benefits -
this is simply not for you.

Since it's limited anyway - please leave it for serious players
who really need to it to make a small fortune.

Or if you ARE one of the serious ones - what the heck are you
waiting for?

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Just to recap, here's what you're getting:

-- - Adwords Mystery Solved
-- (the core secret of the google slap solution)

-- - 7 Steps to Nirvana
-- (the exact steps to secure yourself)

-- - Landing Page Puzzle
-- (how to use an optin-page or salesletter as the landing page)

-- - 911 Solution
-- (emergency solution to get your campaigns back within 30 minutes)

-- - Are you still a virgin?
-- (sorry.. my lips are zipped on this)

Plus

-- - 30-minutes of Personal Consultation
-- (You got my support in times you need most)



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----FOR HOW MUCH?
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It's not expensive. But not cheap either.

Infact since it's your investment.. the cost is almost nothing
compared to what you'll get in return.

But first I got to say - you aren't supposed to get this.
I did it for myself and I had NO intentions of selling it.

Plus, the severe headaches I got, the sleepless nights I spent,
the countless hours I put in when my eyes felt like bleeding
from staring at the screen so long...

You can NEVER pay that in dollars.

Personally I'd rather have root-canal without anesthesia than
go through the experience again.
It was THAT gruesome.

But I'm a good guy. Not to mention a bit greedy too.

So here I am offering it to you at a price that
hurts me to let go..

You can get it for only $67.

Want the "Proven Tactics To Avoid & Cure Google Slap"
special report?

Cool.
Click here to send in $67 through credit card or paypal
& you'll get instant access to the secret download area.


Don't want it? No hard feelings. Good luck..
Coz you’re gonna need it.

Plus anyone who plays the adwords game & hasn't secured
himself - can sit in the corner and suck his thumb and
hope google doesn’t bully him.

(my sincere wishes are with him)

Personally I have great respect for people who have
the guts to grab google by the horns and make it
dance to their tunes..

If that's you - I'll see you in the inside.

Much power to you!

Shariq.

 

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Here's what Warriors had to say about my Special Google Slap Report:

"If I had to rate this WSO on a scale from 1 to 10, taking into consideration effectiveness and work involved, I would rate it an 8."

I'll try to keep this short, though that's hard for me.

Let me be totally upfront about how I am able to review this so quickly.

Shariq valued my opinion enough that he wanted me to have an advance copy of this. It was about a month ago.

I took it because quite honestly, Google Adwords has been screwing with me and my affiliates for a long time. It's hurt my business condiserably. So I was desparate enough to try anything.

So when Shariq offered to give me an advance copy, I jumped on it.

Honestly, I didn't think it would matter. I tried 3 different things on my own to please Google. None of them worked.

Then I read Shariq's report.

After reading it, I shook my head and said to myself

"You've got to be kidding. THIS is what I have to do to get them to like me?"


Some of it is so simple it's like one of those "Damn, why didn't I think of that?"

Some of it though is just a real pain in the ass. Sorry, but I'm not going to sugarcoat this. There is work involved. Some of it you might not want to do.

And, while trying these things has finally gotten me off the crap list, there is no guarantee that these are long term fixes because as Shariq himself said in his ad copy for this WSO, if enough people begin to do these things, there is the chance that Google will figure it out and make yet another change.

So I can't promise you anything but this.

As of right now, if you do these things, I'd be shocked if it didn't make a difference in the number of impressions you got, the cost per click of all your keywords, and ultimately the number of clicks you get, which hopefully, will lead to more sales. That's all going to come down to what you're selling, how good your ad copy is and how much PPC competition you have.

This WSO will NOT improve your conversions. It will ONLY make it so that your keywords don't cost you as much and you get more impressions and clicks.

The rest is up to your product, ad copy and how much competition you will have.

If I had to rate this WSO on a scale from 1 to 10, taking into consideration effectiveness and work involved, I would rate it an 8.

I wish it was a little easier, but as a successful marketer I have learned that there is no push button method to success. Once you read this WSO, you will know what I am talking about.

There IS work involved.

But it WILL pay off.

Steven Wagenheim (warrior id - swagen)

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"When you think it's time to feel better, brighter and much happier about your Google Adwords investment and profits -- get this WSO."

Sent a beer, and I'm satisfied with "Payback Time."

First I found it comfortable reading. Second, I flipped the first few pages and already realized what Shariq's teaching is worth FAR more than the investment.

Of course as he mentioned, it's 'silly.'

But I wouldn't have even tried it if I didn't know about it in the first place.

My Google Account have been getting slapped almost every single time I begin a new niche business -- with new adgroups and ads. If you're an active Google Adwords user, you certainly know what I mean.

Normal keywords jumped from $0.11 cents to a sudden $0.30. Or $0.30 to $0.50 on the second day. It's not only a pain in the ass, but a pain in the guts and emotions every morning you wake up.

Like Swagen says,

quote:
"As of right now, if you do these things, I'd be shocked if it didn't make a difference in the number of impressions you got, the cost per click of all your keywords, and ultimately the number of clicks you get, which hopefully, will lead to more sales." ,
When you think it's time to feel better, brighter and much happier about your Google Adwords investment and profits -- get this WSO.

Thumbs up*,

Seth

(warrior id - Seth Chong)

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"Shariq's report is a must"

Hi Shariq,

I read your report and it is really great.
Lol it was not one report but two reports.

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Hi Warriors,

If you are in Adword game,
or you want to be in Adword game.

Then Shariq's report is must.
Yeah it teach how to get more clicks and impressions at less cost.

He has been in the game (Adword) and he really know what he is talking.

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BTW Shariq 911 solution was nice twist :-) 

Mohsin

(warrior id - Mohsin)

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"Quality info Shariq!"

Quality info Shariq!


Deep

Tiit Raag (warrior id - Deep)

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"It's a must (MUST) buy now. Great product with info that will make me save a lot of time, effort and money."

Shariq

First time I saw your WSO I just bookmarked it (the price was to expensive, so I tought). We can find so much stuff with a low price in this forum. I must admit that sometimes low price means low product.

I came back today and I after rereading your pitch I bought. What a low cost this product is. The real question is not how much is this product but how much can you make with this WSO. It's a must (MUST) buy now. Great product with info that will make me save a lot of time, effort and money.

Some of you reading this reply will say that I don't post often and maybe you should wait for people that post often before making an idea abouth this product. Maybe you're right and on the other hand let me explain why I don't post often. Most of the time it's not worth it. I read this forum very often and I like to post to only very good product.

Thanks for such a great product and such a low price.

Jean Marc Gaudreau

(warrior id - jmg)

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"Worth every penny and then some."

Deceptively simple stuff- Read this material carefully.

My forehead is still stinging from where I kept slapping it in "Eureka" moments.. :-)

Worth every penny and then some. Shariq, You are a "Natural" at this stuff.

Thanks for sharing this valuable info. I am very proud of myself
for getting in on the 37$ discount, because I would recommend this at Twice the price.

Gman

Glenn Grundberg (warrior id - galacon)

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"I just read the report, and it's brilliant... I recommend it very highly."

I just read the report, and it's brilliant. Lots of good stuff here put together in a way that I'd never have figured out on my own. There's info here for newbies and also info for experienced PPC "experts." Lots of usable strategies.

And I don't feel that implementing it necessarily takes a lot of "work" unless you're just running one website and that's all your doing. If you're like me building multiple websites with multiple products and campaigns, testing stuff all the time, this material can easily be integrated into your process, saving you time, energy, and (hopefully) increasing profits. He provides lot of concrete things you can do to get both your websites AND your PPC campaigns flowing really beautifully together.

That's a problem I've really had in the past -- getting the two things to flow together. A lot of net marketing gurus give you info on building a great site that will be favored by Google in the organic search engines. Fine. And then there are a lot of gurus who focus exclusively on giving you advice about PPC campaigns. But what has always given me major brain farts is how this info rarely flows together. So you have to sit there weighing, say, the subjective value of setting up your website a certain way with a certain page linking structure knowing that all that's going to do is get you organic traffic, but then the site isn't necessarily going to be favored by google if you are doing PPC campaigns, too, and so there's still the constant threat of the Google slap hanging over your head.

I HATE building a website and focusing on providing great content, yada yada, and then I start my first PPC campaigns for products I'm selling on that site, and I feel like Homer Simpson because within 48 hours I'm going, "DOH! Guess that didn't work!" because I can't seem to please Google and the PPC prices on my keywords get out of control because my site isn't put together in a way that makes Google happy.

This report FIXES THAT PROBLEM. Period.

I recommend it very highly.

And not just because Shariq so kindly added page numbers -- although I LOVE THAT! :) Thank you! There's nothing I love more on a cold winter night then curling up with an excellent ebook with groundbreaking strategies in it -- my seven cats and my honey are extra bonuses :)

Cosmokid

(warrior id - cosmokid)

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"This is one of the best reports I've read lately!"

This is one of the best reports I've read lately!

I love the explanation and step by step guide how and what to do exactly..

Marian

Marian Krajcovic (warrior id - Marian)

 

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